Continuing a "Conglomerate" Tradition with Unconventional Senior Superlatives
Issue date: 5/1/09 Section: Campus/Local
Chrissy Venditte
Most likely to jump off an 18-storey building and live to tell about it
Elizabeth Denny
Most likely to be sucked into a jet engine
Most likely to become a hermit
Christina Poole
Most likely to constantly trip up the stairs
Phillip Goodman
Most likely to cook the books for the President of the USA in 2012
Truc Tran
Most likely to open up a doctors office with a nail spa in it
Lindsey Dodd
Tie- Most likely to eventually move onto a yacht and live on the sea with her husband
Virginia Yates
Tie- Most likely to eventually move onto a yacht and live on the sea with her husband
Corey Shadd
Most likely to be mauled by a panther on his safari honeymoon
Most likely to order Pay-Per-View porn in a foreign country
Maureen DiVincenzo
Most likely to never return to the South again
Missy Wise
Most likely to star in a Madea movie
Molly Broderick
Most likely to end up on COPS
Katie Matza
Most likely to get mistaken for a munchkin and have her film career make a huge jump in less than 13 hours
Leah Sayad
Most likely to marry an Aussie while on International Choir tour
Kaitlyn Weserhaus
Most likely to be caught in an affair with a student
Jonathan Richard
Most likely to become the next Dr. Labor and take over the instruction of the Jack London class
Amanda Geneaux
Most likely to become a stay-at-home mom with 12 kids
Ben Lieblong
Most likely to win a slue of drag queen contests
Sara Bryan
Most likely to choke all her friends with jawbreakers
Danielle Dupree
Most likely to be a bad ass doctor
Ally Gann
Most likely to be a hippy
Lauralee Robertson and Lizzie Lyles
Most likely to be best friends like their mothers
Most likely to jump off an 18-storey building and live to tell about it
Elizabeth Denny
Most likely to be sucked into a jet engine
Most likely to become a hermit
Christina Poole
Most likely to constantly trip up the stairs
Phillip Goodman
Most likely to cook the books for the President of the USA in 2012
Truc Tran
Most likely to open up a doctors office with a nail spa in it
Lindsey Dodd
Tie- Most likely to eventually move onto a yacht and live on the sea with her husband
Virginia Yates
Tie- Most likely to eventually move onto a yacht and live on the sea with her husband
Corey Shadd
Most likely to be mauled by a panther on his safari honeymoon
Most likely to order Pay-Per-View porn in a foreign country
Maureen DiVincenzo
Most likely to never return to the South again
Missy Wise
Most likely to star in a Madea movie
Molly Broderick
Most likely to end up on COPS
Katie Matza
Most likely to get mistaken for a munchkin and have her film career make a huge jump in less than 13 hours
Leah Sayad
Most likely to marry an Aussie while on International Choir tour
Kaitlyn Weserhaus
Most likely to be caught in an affair with a student
Jonathan Richard
Most likely to become the next Dr. Labor and take over the instruction of the Jack London class
Amanda Geneaux
Most likely to become a stay-at-home mom with 12 kids
Ben Lieblong
Most likely to win a slue of drag queen contests
Sara Bryan
Most likely to choke all her friends with jawbreakers
Danielle Dupree
Most likely to be a bad ass doctor
Ally Gann
Most likely to be a hippy
Lauralee Robertson and Lizzie Lyles
Most likely to be best friends like their mothers
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